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This update is a total cop-out, but you know what? IT STILL COUNTS, muaha ha ha.

Here we have Clearite climbing building in Promyvion for some reason. Naturally, it's the one day she's not wearing a skirt. Er, anyway, we also have... Mimiru? Well now I'm just confused!

The first picture is a social commentary on people running wild in Ro'Maeve doing Arcane Killer, no joke, big packs of eight to ten sometimes just circling, one or two branching off to kill each mob they come across. I asked, "Are you frickin' serious?" but was cordially ignored.

And on the saddest of notes, a poor Lamia lying defeated at the hands of a bunch of jerks who ganged up on her. No doubt that vicious taru cut down the lovely maiden. So cruel! ;_;

July 9th, 2010:

We might try something a little different here in the future, maybe focus a little more on text. The downside being it's BORING, everyone would rather look at the pictures, but at least maybe I can get some more consistent entries up, and add some images later. They're a bit of a hassle between the resizing and the uploading!

So that's good stuff: Clearite finally hit L61, which is good, because we can do the last Adventuring Limit Break as of this writing, "Clash of the Comrades." I also got to try out the Soothing Healer setting, which was... interesting. Lots of resting to restore her MP, but it was nice getting the occasional Cure IV, V, and... I. Yeah, Cure I.

Her Protect is at III, one higher than mine, so that's good at least. Why she's got Protect III and Cure V, I dunno.

Look at that. She's making multimillion gil deals, and I'm barely getting by.

Talk about a sucky mission. Clearite's making millions and millions, Luto doesn't need me for jack anymore, and my Elvaan honey apparently has some burning desire to defeat me someday just to prove herself. Geez, I never had a desire to beat up Tamberly, or punch out Hamartia, or kick around Yunami, we're just buddies who quest and level together.

Maybe this is kinda like Rocky V, where Rocky takes the up and coming Tommy Gun on as his protege. Tommy is wildly successful, but can never get out of Rocky's shadow. So while the Italian Stallion is living in poverty, Gun is living it up, but can't deal with people accusing him of being nothing compared to his mentor.

And then after all that I MAKE HER CRY. Great, now I feel like a jerk on top of everything! What a crappy quest!

Anyway, just to cement my status as a total jerk, the video of our epic battle is below!

Royal Jelly BCNM

Just a quick little update! THC Unlimited, Ltd.'s first ever BCNM, recorded in HD for your enjoyment! Well, maybe "for our narcissism" would be more accurate, but still!

February 2nd, 2010: To Jeuno and San Andreas and Back Again

Well, not quite back again, but I did go pretty far for a guy rockin' level eight (although admittedly it was seven by the time I reached San Andreas - er, San d'Oria.

This was the first airship I saw, and I was a little disappointed I couldn't just hop right on. But it was inspiring, so I decided to go exploring. There wasn't a whole lot to see in the Gustabergs on the surface of things, but shortly after I did stop long enough to chill with a fallen comrade (who thanked me for stopping after warping back to his Home Point).

The first notable thing I came across was this big ol' crag in the Konschtat Highlands. From there I glanced at my map, the last area I had a map for, and rolled into the Passhow Marshlands, because it sounded tasty and made me think of marshmellows. Turns out it was full of big, intimidating things that scared the crap outta me, but I kept on runnin'.

Yunami caught up to me around here via chocobo, but then fled the scene to join her cohorts elsewhere!

I finally made it through Rolanberry to Jeuno, and this was the first time I realized the game was a lot bigger than it let on! There were people everywhere, and it was pretty cool to see. Of course, everything was super expensive and the place was surrounded with monsters far beyond my level, so I just couldn't say.

After a brief and quick death at the hands of a Skink, I decided to go the other way and ended up in Jugner Forest. A few more deaths took place here, till I finally made it to La Theine Plateau. There was some gorgeous scenery!

After spotting another crag and realized there must be something to these things, I died again, and was graciously raised by a passing mage. From across the world Yunami advised me to head towards San d'Oria. This little taru was sitting off in the middle of nowhere, so I asked him how to get to the main road to San Andreas, and he graciously showed me the way - thanks Minute!

The place was far prettier than the Gustabergs, I'll say! Much more fantastic than the dusty area outside of Bastok. Here I met up with Yunami and her friend Agorako, and we made a new acquaintance, Dissonum. He's the kinda guy who has a way of treating a woman that makes me feel like a moron beside him, but he seems like a nice enough guy all things considered.

And so, after a little exploring and some brief killing, it was time to call it a night! Might be staying here a while, it's much easier on the eyes than Bastok!

February 1st, 2010: Day One

Day one, the very first shot of a Cinnaris not more than minutes old! I was still rockin' that cute little question mark.

Luckily, Yunami was there to meet and great me (after an annoying mandatory game-starting cutscene), and show me the lay of the land.

Xedash stopped by, and I led them on a trek from the Bastok Market entrance to the lighthouses, dodging mobs too dangerous for me along the way. Actually, I think they followed me just in case I got in over my head.

Then it was right into the grind, me swinging my lil' ankh thingy while Yunami acted as the Burgess Meredith to my Rocky.

Then it was down to the mines, where Yunami, rockin' a newer job to start us off closer (White Mage, Summoner? Can't recall!), and I both cleaned the place of bats! Not quite level ten, but I still managed to get a few under my belt, and even stayed up a little after she left to try and keep pace with her.