Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The First Lamia (NSFW?!)

Tamberly has this thing about the Undead Swarm. Whether it's regaling me with her soapy adventures in the snake lady locker room or doing quests that involve taking voyeuristic pictures of them in risque poses, she's always happy to discuss. Sources indicate these topics are simply to bait her weak-willed dragoon friend into compromising discussions that allow her to make the hapless hero appear a horny halfwit.

The red mage, however, has expressed genuine admiration for the bare, lithe midriffs the merrow sport, and once commented that "Medusa's pretty hot, though." The former was tempered with the acknowledgement that, "But still, I don't think I'd do them," while we can assume the latter was sarcasm.

Now, the subject of "bitches" recently came up, and in the modern context apparently refers to any female I express interest in (I have yet to consult Webster regarding this matter but cannot deny this seems to be the common interpretation). This would naturally include Medusa, the entire Lamia population of both the Sexy Swarm and the Arrapaggo Reef, the Experimental Lamia, and, to a lesser extent, their Merrow cousins. The lesser-used term "ho" appears to carry a similar connotation but is dwarfed in usage by it's bigger bitch sister.

Catgirls, Elvaan belonging on the girl's football team, silly teenagers, foreign Humes and hefty middle age lushes also belong to this group, but for the sake of today's entry this is merely a sidenote.

An awkward conversation regarding said female dogs encouraged me to comment on my knowledge of lamia falling into that category, as I recall Tamberly saying, "Bitch is going down!" regarding our first non-Besieged, non-Jello wrestling real deal fight with one of the saucy snakes. I innocently commented on the bittersweet nature of her the "lamia bitch going down," to which my companion giggled like a schoolgirl before asking for screenshots.

Screenshots of her quote, not the alleged naughty business that occurred.

Hundreds of screenshots were scoured, till finally the truth came to light.





My memory had indeed failed me regarding the exact quote (which could have later spared the awkward conversation regarding the poor girl "going down"), but she was indeed regarded as a "bitch" following the red mage's burning stare. We have here our first non-besieged babe, hence the screenshots memorializing the occasion. Despite some hesitance having previously struggled within the cave and with the chimera's two skeleton warriors, we "tried this bitch just to see."







Tam tossed a spell the unsuspecting woman's way. She lunged at us with a hiss, her scimitar striking at the mage before I reluctantly lashed out with my polearm, the blue-skinned bimbo whirling to face her new challengers. She moved in a rhythmic, side to side manner, at once snake-like and almost as if dancing.

The nubile chimera's speed was more than I could match, but the red mage's rain of debilitating debuffs confounded the creature. The air suddenly picked up as she attempted a trick of her own, a wide cut of her blade that moved the very air about it. It was pure desperation: air was something I was used to breathing in, being human, and the light gust only served to cool off the thick armor plating.

Mad panic ensued as the chimera began to flail wildly with her thick, clawed hands. Most of the blows bounced harmlessly off the white steel, and the few wounds that sprouted were quickly closed up by an expertly-timed spell shot off by the mage.

I countered in kind with some reluctance, the spear in my hands moving almost of it's own accord, peppering the woman's torso. A last gasp escaped her lips. She sunk to the ground in a wispy, slow manner as if even their deaths were choreographed.






There lies the buxom beauty; the poor fatedealer was rather pathetic. After all the hype, all the battles, all the besiegeds, she went down in a minute; Lamia No.2 she wasn't. Naturally, it wasn't enough that we had dealt her fate, so Tam had to take one last parting shot at the befallen blue-skinned beauty, or perhaps her comrade there. Either way, I'm pretty sure she kicked the fallen woman, spit on her and said something about, "Bitch ain't got shit on me."

And there we have it, the first lamia to fall prey to the primary members of THC, as per Tamberly's request. The poor creature, cut down in the prime of her illustrious career of walking in random patterns outside the cave's entrance with her skeleton guys. The skeleton guys we dispatched one at a time and she didn't bother to notice, before running away from her potential allies to follow Tam into a dark cavern where who knows how many might have awaited her. The cavern where she tried to fight against a trio of hardened warriors by herself instead of calling for the nearby aide or the horde of slithering sexbombs in the nearby tunnels.

Okay, so many she wasn't the brightest of the bunch and we did the Swarm a favor.

The point is, I can only hope Tam takes solace in this dark, brutal time in our careers, knowing full well the mental anguish I have suffered in retelling this sordid tale. I wanted digits, but alas, in true red mage form, she only wanted blood...

Anyway, I'd totally go BST if I could tame Lamia.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

FFXIV Windower (Square is Lazy)

Sorry, another XIV rant... but this is getting over the top.

Apparently there's a version of Windower, a popular set of extensions for Final Fantasy XI, that is now available for XIV. The sad thing is, all it does is fix things that shouldn't be there in the first place: Windower XIV allows hardware mouse support, allows you to alt-tab in fullscreen mode without crashing the game, keeps it from crashing when you come up against something UAC related, and makes the game run faster than it does on it's own.

Seriously? Seriously?! Come on, Square, your game hasn't even launched yet and already people are fixing things that should've been fixed long before the final stage of the beta (and I wouldn't be shocked if these things aren't fixed by the time the game officially releases). Worse yet, if it's like XI, they'll punish you (through suspensions or bans) for using any sort of third party programs.

Only in Square's MMO world are burns and powerleveling allowed, things typically illegal in an MMO, and the most innocuous of third party applications a bannable offense. The fatigue system is supposed to cater to casuals, but XIV requires high specs to run, and tools that make the game more palatable aren't allowed. WoW, on the other hand, by having lower requirements and allowing third party tools at the users discretion, is hugely popular with casuals, telling us either SE doesn't understand the fanbase it's aiming for, or the whole "catering to casuals" is just an excuse to keep you from leveling too quick for whatever reason, buying themselves endgame time or just trying to keep you around longer.

I've heard Square Enix referred to as lovable "mad professors," trying to be "innovative," but is it possible maybe they're a massive corporation who could care less about the little guy when they know their legions of fans will clean up and run interference for them? Fanboys can't even entertain the notion SE is just as shady as, say, Microsoft, and I'm sure simply comparing SE to MS would set some of them into a raaaage, hah hah.

I'm not knocking FFXIV. I'm stoked for it, I really am. I've sank money into a video card upgrade as well as the Limited Edition. But it's inexcusable the way SE has been handling itself lately, and it's perfectly okay for us to admit that. We don't have to blindly defend every single one of their actions, to pass off every flaw as intentional and brilliant, to be fans. If we do, then we've just become drones.

Adventures in FFXIV Graphical Settings (Rambling)

What I'd like to do is run Final Fantasy XIV at 1080p Windowed mode with close to the highest settings, like I do with XI. The problem I have is both financial (can't just slap in a $600 card, unfortunately) and XIV's relative instability at this stage.

My initial attempts were windowed at 1080p. Starting off with a Radeon HD 5770 1 GB GDDR5, I was struggling at the highest settings, scoring a frame rate between high single digits and into the mid teens at best. The only way I could near a solid 30 frames per second was to put all the settings on the lowest. Even going fullscreen didn't seem to add more than a few FPS in total, although dropping to 720p earned several more digits.

I threw in a second 5770, only to learn CrossFire was not officially supported. This quick little fix from Voices of the Twelve was a significant help. At 1080p, fullscreen, with settings on almost the max (Ambient Occlusion and Multisampling turned off), I was rocking an FPS mostly in the high twenties up to the early forties.

I turned CrossFire off just to go back and compare, and with the same settings but in windowed mode I was pushing close to a constant 30fps in most areas, only dropped into the low twenties near camp.




Okay, now I'm just confused, because it was absolutely not running that well on one card when I first gave XIV a whirl several days ago. I'm not sure if I just did something without realizing it, or if it's because there seems to be significantly less people on now after the initial rush, or because SE made some genuine improvements over the past few days worth of updates. Heck, it might be a combination of the three, but I'm not complaining! Would be useful to know, though!

On a side note, it turns out my second 5770 has a core clock speed of 900Mhz, faster by 50 than my other one, so I need to get back inside the computer and swap them so the primary is the faster one. Whoops, guess I need to pay more attention to that sort of thing!


Issues I'd like to see addressed:

Stability. You can't tab out of fullscreen, or even open a window that requires Administrator permission if you're in windowed mode, without killing the game. XI's an old game, it's somewhat understandable. But Phantasy Star Universe came out in '06, and by then it was already inexcusable. Now we're in 2010... it's just absurd.

Official CrossFire support, including CrossFire in Windowed mode. If I'm running it at 20-30 frames per second at 1080p, windowed, with CrossFireX going I imagine I could crank up the mutliesampling and still get a boost in frames!

Hardware mouse support. SE has come out and said they're not too worried about hardware mouse support, instead leaving us with a laggy cursor that varies with your framerate. While they never said why, the theory is Japanese gamers tend to prefer gamepads. And so, much like CrossFire support, it's been the community who fixed it for them. In-ex-cusable.

Sometimes I wonder if the internet allows developers to be lazy, because they can rely on a dedicated fanbase to do their work for them. Kind've like how George Lucas could do whatever the heck he wanted to with the new Star Wars trilogy, because legions of fans would jump to his defense to argue the rationality of every single niggling little plothole.


Something I didn't notice initially that blows my mind, however: "Disable cutscene effects." I thought this had to do with effects during cutscenes, but apparently with it checked you're able to skip cutscenes. XI was so chock-full of self-important, rambling dialog, this is pretty good news! I'm honestly surprised SE is letting us skip over their always brilliant, poignant storylines, but again I give them props!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

FFXIV's Fatigue System Summed Up:




"The open beta has been postponed due to the confirmation of critical bugs. This includes a bug related to earned experience points disappearing over time, erroneously reported as a 'fatigue system.'"

The short, undeniable answer to this fatigue system debate is that removing the system would eliminate any issues, and the vast majority of people on both sides would be content. There's absolutely no deny that's the simplest, easiest answer, and it leaves far more happy people than any other solution.

It's obstinacy by both Square Enix and fanboys to defend it, when there's a simple, easy way to make everybody pleased.

That sums it up, but prepare yourself for the barrage, this might even be long enough I'll need to put in a table of contents.

There's No Real Argument For It

I recently had a well spoken debate with someone over this. After he dodged many of the questions, refusing to respond directly to many of the objections raised below, he finally said flatly, "You're right on all your points." The end result was that he admitted the reason the Fatigue System didn't bother him was because it wouldn't affect his personal style of play, and that XIV may simply not be for me. It's not that the system offers him any benefits, or that he could even argue there WERE worthwhile benefits, it's simply that it wouldn't affect him.

And that's fine, I'm genuinely happy for him. But for the rest of us, the system, at least on paper, is an awful idea.

The Myth of Equivalent EXP

One of the prime arguments for the system is that you'll receive the same amount of XP in fifteen hours that you would in a week, and that, while this is a different sort of time sink, the result is the same.

One of the strongest arguments for this point of view can be found here at a well-know XIV fansite (this of course calls into play potential bias, but I digress). This article operates on the assumption that developers of a grind based system target the maximum amount of physically possible EXP can achieve in a set time as the basis for their level intervals. This is highly unlikely to be the norm amongst MMO developers, otherwise it would be near impossible for casuals in any sort of online RPG to make headway.

The same article goes on to claim that "you get to have all the XP you’d normally get for the week anyway," and that's the crux of much of the pro-Fatigue argument.

This claim is almost undeniably false. All the XP I'd normally get is certainly not an entire week's worth equivalent to someone operating a Real Money Trade, both because that's an extremely high amount and because the fatigue system will allegedly hinder RMTs. Therefore we can safely say you are not getting the maximum possible EXP in a week under these limitations.

So how much are we getting? The amount we’d “normally get for the week.” What we could “normally” get in a week would wildly vary from person to person from almost nothing to insane amounts just short of RMT levels, so you’re rather more likely receiving an “average” based around what they’d assume a normal player would attain, which would indeed hinder hardcore players.

Secondly, if this is all based around time, it becomes a game of trying to decipher which mobs offer the best EXP in the shortest amount of time. Taking on a mob that takes too long to kill without an exponentially increased experience point gain would inhibit the total amount of EXP possible within the time constraints of SE's system. In other words, you need to make the highest possible quota within a certain amount of time, or you'll again be losing out on you're weekly gains.

Needless to say, this could punish the hardcore, but it will especially the casual player who may not know or even have the means to handle the most time-efficient enemies.

Square Knows Best

One of the common arguments put out by SE and furthered through sarcastic forum posts is that taking away the main benefit of leveling forces you to do other things, and, in some people's pretentious words, requires you to "actually enjoy leveling."

This is based on the assumption that you enjoy taking time doing other things. Many players enjoy learning every aspect of a single class, focusing on that job's depth. Some players play for months or even years focusing on a specific job, constantly tweaking, questing, leveling, equipping, and adjusting just to find that ideal balance. These players make up a sizeable chunk of the fanbase; if they can only play their desired class for fifteen hours a week, why should they stick with XIV when they could go to any number of other MMOs that will allow them the choice to play as they desire?

Nobody knows what I enjoy better than I do, and similarly I am not the final arbiter of what you enjoy, and vice versa. To say it's good because it forces other people to indulge in the aspects you enjoy is equivalent to me saying, "I enjoy playing as Guile in Street Fighter IV, so everyone should be limited to playing as Guile." (And on the flip side, why should I be limited to only three hours a week of using Guile if that's what I enjoy? Why not let me throw Sonic Booms till Seth is dead a hundred times over?) It's absurd to appoint myself the executor of what you SHOULD be enjoying, and similarly it's abhorrent for Fatigue defenders to try to do that to everyone else.

There's even some arguing "it's for your health." No, I'm not kidding, people actually putting forth the notion that some faceless corporation knows your capability and health better than you do. If that's not insulting in the first place, it's a completely bunk argument: you can still and are in fact encouraged to do other things in the game outside of gaining EXP, essentially replacing one thing detrimental to your health with another that has the same effect.

It's Not Choice if We're Removing Options

Another odd argument is that it gives you the ability to do something besides level. The previously mentioned article says with some self-importance that you'll get all the EXP you'll normally get in a week (demonstrably false, as covered above) and that now if you want you can craft, explore or quest.

But it's own wording is it's undoing: it keeps talking about if you "want to" do something, and the simple response is, "But what if I WANT to keep leveling?" The simple fact is that forcibly removing an option cuts down on choice no matter how you might try to phrase it. And there's no reason to remove this choice when both camps can be happy, which brings it to the incorrect argument that...

It Keeps Players Even

Perhaps the biggest reason touted behind this system is that it's intended to keep people with more time from getting too far ahead of players with less time. There are numerous issues with this, from the notion that it's arguably unfair to the simple fact that it won't work anyway.

Hardcore players will, no matter how hard developers try, surpass the casual. That being the case, once the former group hits the max level, casual players are left trying to catch and limited to how quick they can do it, thus increasing the gap between the two groups. No longer can casual players put in a long weekend of leveling to make up for time lost during weekdays, leaving them to languish at middling levels while the capped players have moved on to bigger and better things.

There's a third group being overlooked that will suffer further, and that's new players. Those who pick up the game after it's release day will find themselves far behind the hardcore and even potentially the casual player. The thing new players tend to want most is to catch up to their buddies sporting higher levels, but a hard fast weekly wall is there to stop them. And from a financial standpoint, that's a good way to kill a player's interest in a game when they're hopelessly behind the general crowd, especially if they have friends far past them.

Besides that, why shouldn't players who put in more get more out of it? How can you entice people to play diligently when diligence is not rewarded? The whole premise is flawed. Think of it this way: the lazy bum next to you at work puts in far less hard work, but gets promoted the same, gets paid the same, and overall makes the exact some progress as you. Are you really going to feel particularly motivated to dedicate yourself to your job (or in this case, FFXIV)?

In the end, we're left with a system that will not even the playing field by any means, it hampers any attempt by casual and new players to do so, and it punishes gamers for working hard. And while people defend it, there's no denying the easiest way to please everyone is to remove fatigue, because that will allow the casual to be casual and the hardcore to be hardcore.

The "I've Got Mine" Pro-Fatigue Crowd

Much of the general reaction from the pro-fatigue crowd boils down to, "It's not that bad, I personally can tolerate it so I'm cool with it," or worse "It's fine by me, it doesn't even affect my playstyle, so you can go suck a lemon, I've got mine." Either notion is essentially missing the point: it may work for you, but removing the system would make it work for you *and* the sizable crowd on the other side. If you truly felt comfortable with it there would be no need to vehemently campaign against abolishing it.

And you know what? If the system doesn't bother you, more power to you. I've had a few debates over this that were more than just trolling, and typically they eventually said something to the effect of, "You know what? You're right on Fatigue System issue, but it won't affect my own style of play and I still intend to like the game, maybe XIV just won't be the game for you."

That's completely fine, and I'm genuinely happy for people it won't affect, because they're not dealing with the annoyance I am. Just be honest about it: you don't need to defend a bad idea because it won't personally bother you, it's okay to acknowledge it's flawed and still enjoy it.

Square's Been Through This, and Caps Will Be Removed Eventually

Now remember, many of the areas in XI were previously capped, like many of the Chains of Promothia areas, and this was supposed to be a good thing, because it would promote teamwork and cohesion and bring people together. Flash forward a few years, and Square is removing the level limits and advertising it as a glorious day opening the world to more players and new adventures, because the limits were off. That's just one example, and it's par for the course.

The Rationale Behind It

Why would Square Enix want to slow down a player's progress? We've debunked the "even playing field theory": the hardcore will still advance past the casual, and new players will have larger hills to climb to catch up to those who have been playing for a significant amount of time. We know they have learned from XI that caps hinder more than help in the long run, and that this system as a time sink will be equivalent in managing progress to a typical XP system.

There are three likely explanations for this. The first is that they genuinely feel so strongly that players will enjoy doing things outside of leveling to the point where things like crafting will be acceptable substitutes. If this is their prevailing thought, it's still an example of "Square knows best," effectively limiting the player's choice because they know better what you'll like than you do.

The evidence for the second is twofold: they're buying themselves time, either to finish an endgame they've so much as said isn't really there yet or to slow the progress of PC players, who get the game in their hands almost half a year before the Playstation 3's release. And the third goes hand-in-hand with the second, and that's the thought that maybe they want to force players to play longer by requiring more months to max their characters rather than letting the more dedicated plow through it with abandon and then quite.

The sad truth is, these are the most likely theories, and unfortunately none of them are particularly appealing.

The Bottom Line: It's the Principle

Those of us campaigning against the system will be vindicated someday. This gameplay mechanic that is so important to the core gameplay, that's part of the philosophy the entire game was supposedly built around... will eventually be removed. Maybe sooner, maybe later. But I promise you this vital aspect of the game's system will disappear at some point, and it will be delivered with much fanfare.

The system may be nerfed to the point of irrelevancy or even removed entirely by the time the game launches and over the course of it's infancy, further vindicating this position. Maybe it won't be so bad after all. But that's not the point. The point is Square thinks it knows best, and legions of fans will argue for even the worst of decisions. I'll reiterate: the simple solution is to ditch the system, and everyone will be happy, and the only reason to fight against that answer is because you've already got yours, or else you're just invincibly ignorant to your own blind adoration for Squenix.

If the system won't affect how you like to play MMOs, then rock on, my brothers and sisters. But don't defend the idea simply because you love Square Enix; it's perfectly reasonably to say, "Hey man, the system sucks for YOU, but I'm cool with it because it won't get in my personal way." Square's brought me some of my best memories in life, experiences and games I'll never forget, but they are a human entity and therefore prone to mistakes. There's no reason to defend the indefensibly bad ideas, and it doesn't make you any less of a fan: in fact, it keeps you from becoming a mere fanboy, and becoming a yes-man is one of the worst things you can do for someone - or something - you love.

Update 9/1/2010

While the open beta has been postponed, the developers have straight out came and said that the fatigue system will be more lenient than it was during the last phase of the closed beta, and that they'll continue to tweak it. Obviously vindication is already en route, and I seriously expect it will be seriously gimped if not irrelevant by launch, and certainly so over the long haul.

Update 9/1-2/2010 - Snarky Comments

The open beta website where you apply to be in the open beta (er, that's not an open beta...) kicked me off right as I was about to submit an application. Alas, I must've hit my fatigue limit for SE website usage for the week. It's all good though, because in the two minutes I was logged into the site I managed to get the same amount of time on the site as I would've for the entire week.

Meanwhile I mentioned to someone I was fixing some of the images on my blog here, and she informed me that, "It's unhealthy to fix all your images at once. You should take advantage of this time to laterally develop your blog. You can actually ENJOY blogging now!"

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Stop yelling OMG you attention whores!




So a handful of us were joking around in /shout prior to Besieged with myself and DT leading the pack, like seems to typically happen before an event, and a couple people started whining telling us to go to /tells (we weren't being inappropriate, they were just annoyed) and calling us attention whores. Naturally we continued, because 1) they weren't polite and that instead encouraged us, 2) the shouts would've ended already (as Saylos mentions), and 3) by the end of it half the people there were joking in shouts, so they were the obvious minority.

Besides, I'd like to see them go to the next zone over and try and tell people not to shout, hah hah. I guess people are cool with seeing things like "PT NEED DD WHM" and "NEW LINKSHELL /TELL" getting spammed dozens of times a minute over an actual conversation, hah hah.

So there ya go, a successful troll, even if that's not what I had set out to do!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Random Gallery

This update is a total cop-out, but you know what? IT STILL COUNTS, muaha ha ha.




Here we have Clearite climbing building in Promyvion for some reason. Naturally, it's the one day she's not wearing a skirt. Er, anyway, we also have... Mimiru? Well now I'm just confused!




The first picture is a social commentary on people running wild in Ro'Maeve doing Arcane Killer, no joke, big packs of eight to ten sometimes just circling, one or two branching off to kill each mob they come across. I asked, "Are you frickin' serious?" but was cordially ignored.

And on the saddest of notes, a poor Lamia lying defeated at the hands of a bunch of jerks who ganged up on her. No doubt that vicious taru cut down the lovely maiden. So cruel! ;_;

Monday, July 12, 2010

IlluminatiElite







There you have it, my second major Linkshell dropped, because of drama on the first night, hours after getting it. A few of us new members complained, and did eventually get some weak apologies mostly relating to having the debate in public while defending what it devolved into.

(For the record, this is the same debate we mentioned as it was beginning that it should be behind closed doors. The same person they were talking about said it as well.)

And the real issue of a leader losing his cool and making unprovoked sexist, sexual comments towards another member was glossed over (and he wasn't the only person throwing out "hunny"). Apparently if someone's wrong about something it's okay to talk down and make obscene comments about them. The best we got was a "that was wrong, sowie," while the rest of the cast said it was deserved. Bending over backwards to help people, in this linkshell, seems to excuse that sort of behavior.

Hey, I'm just calling it like I see it. I went into that linkshell hoping to spend the rest of my XI time there, and that's what I was treated to. So I'm out, and the sad truth is I wasn't the only new person to leave.

Friday, July 9, 2010

July 9th, 2010:

We might try something a little different here in the future, maybe focus a little more on text. The downside being it's BORING, everyone would rather look at the pictures, but at least maybe I can get some more consistent entries up, and add some images later. They're a bit of a hassle between the resizing and the uploading!





So that's good stuff: Clearite finally hit L61, which is good, because we can do the last Adventuring Limit Break as of this writing, "Clash of the Comrades." I also got to try out the Soothing Healer setting, which was... interesting. Lots of resting to restore her MP, but it was nice getting the occasional Cure IV, V, and... I. Yeah, Cure I.

Her Protect is at III, one higher than mine, so that's good at least. Why she's got Protect III and Cure V, I dunno.







Look at that. She's making multimillion gil deals, and I'm barely getting by.

Talk about a sucky mission. Clearite's making millions and millions, Luto doesn't need me for jack anymore, and my Elvaan honey apparently has some burning desire to defeat me someday just to prove herself. Geez, I never had a desire to beat up Tamberly, or punch out Hamartia, or kick around Yunami, we're just buddies who quest and level together.

Maybe this is kinda like Rocky V, where Rocky takes the up and coming Tommy Gun on as his protege. Tommy is wildly successful, but can never get out of Rocky's shadow. So while the Italian Stallion is living in poverty, Gun is living it up, but can't deal with people accusing him of being nothing compared to his mentor.







And then after all that I MAKE HER CRY. Great, now I feel like a jerk on top of everything! What a crappy quest!

Anyway, just to cement my status as a total jerk, the video of our epic battle is below!



Tuesday, June 1, 2010

June 1st, 2010: Clearite's (Lack of) Fashion Show

Not a full-fledged entry, just a quick little thing. Apparently, Adventuring Fellows clothes can change even if you summon them, log off, then log back in.




Things had started off well enough. Recently she had donned this very Elfin-looking outfit. It was so incredibly decent even Tam said it didn't look completely hideous.

Needless to say, we gave Clearite too much credit. After finishing a page on the Fields of Valor, I logged off, only to return and find this...






This. Yes, maybe it was all the jokes about Elvaan women looking buff, but she apparently decided she needed to display her wares in the trashiest way possible. Needless to say, I was glad to be wearing a helmet, if only to hide my face from the leering L75s (storming Ro'Maeve, as usual!).






When I logged back in to find this, well... I was actually somewhat pleased. It makes me wonder if she wore that awful looking thing last time so she could put this on and I'd be all, "Okay, well, that's a step up!"

Great, she's officially graduated from street trash to high class ho. At least I can strut around wearing purple fur and some massive rings now.

Jokes aside, I'm thinking we're at least on the right path, and hopefully she'll regain her modesty, or at least sense of fashion.






/sigh

No, I guess it's too much to ask my NPC to wear pants in battle. Seriously, Cleary? Seriously? After all I defended you!

I officially give Tamberly free reign on Clearite jokes, and the rest of Vana'Diel while I'm at it.

Monday, April 26, 2010

April 26th, 2010: Much Bawwwing About Nothing

Click individual pictures for much, much larger images, in proper proportions!

Slight format change with the images. Having graduated to Fraps, I can now get full-screen JPEGs (we're talkin' 1920 by 1080, almost four times the default in-game size!) at only a slight jump in file size (from around 50k to 140k or so).

Because Tam made me feel guilty about resizing the images instead of making smaller images for display, I've even gone so far as to make minuscule images the size of typical FFXI screenshots! It's really not that much effort, and I did kinda bug me anyway, so I guess I should be grateful!

Much rambling ahead!




Since I was already there upon logging, first up was to finally get a map of the deserts, and trade in my venom for a samurai sword I won't be able to use for who knows how long!

Next up, which the party united, I summoned Clearite, who had thankfully moved on to a different top, the same one I had wore for a while. Between the shades, the armor, and the big ol' claymore, she's lookin' pretty badass!






Things started simple enough as we knocked out a couple pages as I was half-AFK. Of course, I ended up being fully not AFK for this, heehee.






Then things got fun when out of nowhere an Eastern Sphinx Notorious Monster decided to aggro us! We fought deftly, and despite a few close calls pulled through.

Turns out it was spawned from a quest, and a trio of guys starting whining up a storm, big time, without even letting us explain. It didn't matter that we were aggroed, or that disengaging could've gotten us killed, or that they feebly sent a few /says that got lost in the fog instead of doing a /tell, which would've stayed at the top of my list, or that their stupid monster was set to respawn within 10-15 minutes anyway (and I was trying to help by pointing that out), we were jerks!

So once they flipped out, we followed suit. Even better, Israfel decided he wanted to baawwwww at Tam, who responded every single time with "Mommiiieee!" Of course, it wasn't more than seven or eight minutes before their NM respawned - they had killed it before we even finished talking! When the dude decided to cool down and let me talk, I explained things to him and smoothed things over, just to be the bigger man (and now to brag that I'm the bigger man!).

In short, we destroyed their NM, we burned them seven times over, and we came out looking like the bigger men (and woman!). I'd say THC Unlimited, Ltd., pretty much proved we're magnificent bastards.






Then it was down to hunt for a Star Spinal - er, Spinel. Things were going smoothly until, you know, I forgot to cast Sneak on myself and aggroed a couple Girtab scorpions. Their deathscissors were doing 600+ damage, so after me (and Clearite and Delphyne!) and Ham fell, Tam made a quick exit, returning shortly to sleep the scorps so we could reraise and heal!

Things genuinely did smooth out, as it only took a handful of Spelunking Sabotender to score not only the gem but also Clearite a level!

And there was much rejoicing.






With a level so close, but time ticking, we opted for one more page. I decided it was time to bring disco back to Vana'Diel. Shortly afterwards, Ham and I can be seen in pitched battle, while Tam decided to throw open her arms and soak in the rays from that glorious sun.

Oh, and I did nab L61, which was cool!






So it turns out that not only had I already activated the NPC weapon quest, I was already five levels into it, earning me a wall of text from Luto, most of which makes no sense without a weapon-giving in between! Of course, there were no Mythril Claymores on the market...

Figured I might as well start the L65 limit break, Riding on the Clouds, since it's all footwork and I could do it easily between now and 65!






I also had a nice little discussion in /shouts about Pandora's Ru'LudeMart and how it killed Rolanmart. She mentioned people moved inside the city after the Auction House taxes were removed, and Ru'Lude Gardens were a good place since Whitegate warps in right there. Fair enough.

Also turns out she's naked, but she's got a bazaar up, so it's cool.

One final shot of Clearite, having glamorized her "legs," to make her armor match much better! She doesn't show a ton of thigh like before now, but I guess you take the good with the bad, m i rite?






It was finally time to get Eireen to clear out her box, having stuff both from her partner Cinnaris and ever-helpful Tam! Between a few chests from Tam, an extra table and painting from Cin, and Cin's old bed she's rocked for a while, the house is starting to look like a home!

I think I may have to keep that little grouping of dollhouses and bonbori, though!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Royal Jelly BCNM

Just a quick little update! THC Unlimited, Ltd.'s first ever BCNM, recorded in HD for your enjoyment! Well, maybe "for our narcissism" would be more accurate, but still!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

March 21st, 2010: What's a Cuir Bouilli, anyway?




The day started off with some soloing, a quick couple pages worth of Ochu dispatching. Nasty things, but Cin and Delphyne pulled through! They've got awful breath, but what differentiates them from the sweaty Elvaan dude at the Auction House is their breath gives you the effects of paralysis, gravity, bind, and silence in addition to the usual gag reflex.






Then it was off to harass the locals en route to Kazham. I'm easily amused, so having a belt that turns me into one of the sillier enemies is a recipe for entertainment. There's just something about being cute and adorable that I really enjoy. Then I used my belt and became a Mandragora.

After making some purchases at the Auction House for myself and a couple Final Fantasy Mentors - Tam and Tib - I stopped to port the young miss Fitali to the Crag of Dem en route to repatriating to Bastok. Isn't money the reason everyone becomes a healer?






Before finally making my way to Kazham, a quick stop in Port Bastok was necessary to secure my very own Linkpearl. I wanted a pink one, dang it, so I got one! I proudly repped that thing as proof that I got the juice!






The trio reunited, I'm sure they were just thrilled when I handed them pink linkshells. After some debate we decided that Green would be an acceptable color that wasn't blue, and would also fit the cannabis-theme of THC Unlimited, Ltd.

We did a handful of pages of in Yhoator Jungle, at and one point they asked me to pull. So I did, scoring three wasps, followed by a Goblin aggro and another wasp during the fight. It was completely intentional, because I have absolute faith in our abilities. Srsly.






Also, I want one of those glowing purple plants for my Mog House, even though they're probably poison. Then again, leaving my moogle at home in a house filled with toxins might be a recipe for success.

Topping the day off, I finally scored my Cuir Bouilli, completing the set. Well, somewhat, since the legs and feet and the high quality versions. I at least match now, and all my equipment save my Bastokan Ring and Signal Pearl are newly aquired within the last eight days.